"Letters from the Edge!"

STEP #1: Select a Choice to Fill in Each Blank:

Dear   Mom! Dad! Sis! Bro! Dude! Hunk! Buddy! Sport! Mr. Lucky! You! Special Person! Girlfriend! Best Friend! Honey! Honeybunch! Darlin'! Sweetface! Babycakes! Man of My Dreams! Woman of My Dreams! Significant Other! Fellow Inmate! Nut Case! Crazy! Somebody!

Just a quick note to let you know   everything is going great! I'm thinking about you! I've never been so good! school is cool! work is wonderful! it's probably against the law to be this happy! I'm thinking of running for ruler of the universe! things are going okay! I'm not more bored than usual! nothing awful is happening this week! I've definitely had more fun in other places! I'm not a happy camper! things are kinda bad around here! I've never been worse! my life is on the line! it'a a real disaster area here! this place is worse than the plaque! I've memorized the suicide hotline number! I'm thinking about sticking my head in the oven!

Besides that, everything here is   better than I expected! a euphoric experience! more fun than a barrel of monkeys! as good as you could hope for me! nothing to write home about! okay under the circumstances! boring to the max! pretty much exactly what I deserve! stuck in crisis mode! going to hell in a handbasket! tolelable if you're into pain! like serving a life sentence!

Except   I miss you a lot! I wish you were here! I spend too much time thinking about you! I'm not telling you the bad stuff! it doesn't mean I'm a bad person! I'm flunking out of school! I'm about to get fired! I'm dating the entire football team! I'm changing my major to basketweaving! I'm consuming large quantities of alcohol! it looks like I'm not college material! I'm still afraid of the dark! I spent my lunch money on tattoos! somebody stole my beer money! I might be pregnant! I signed up for some scientific experiments! I'm thinking about joining a cult! I shaved my head! I pierced my bellybutton! for that new outbreak of food poisoning! my roommate is growing funny plants in the window! I haven't done laundry all month! they found out I'm using an assumed name! the VD clinic just called!

The weather here   is so nice and healthy, is like a seaside resort, makes it better than being on vacation, makes anyplace else sound good, is 110 in the shade, is on the verge of spontaneous combustion! is colder than my last date, is cold enough to freeze hell, is turning me into Frosty the Snowman, is giving everybody cabin fever, is pushing the EPA air quality limits, is hazardous to my health,

and..   I'm so glad to be here! it reminds me of summer camp! I wouldn't be anyplace else! I want to move! I'm counting the days till I get a vacation! my popscicles all melted! I've joined a nudist colony! the cafeteria is frying the eggs on the sidewalk! I can't find my long underwear! I've only lost four fingers to frostbite! I'm running away as soon as possible! I'm eloping with the first warm body that walks by! I just got a perscription for Prozac!

If you   are thinking about me, don't forgive me, will send me some money, are falling in love with me, are apologizing, about to break up with me, are as miserable as I am, are feeling sorry for me, are missing me, are still mad at me, are passing any of your classes, are getting a raise, are thinking about asking me for a date, will sell me one of your term papers, will bail me out of jail, will set me up with a charity date,

I'll be   so happy! so sorry! eternally grateful! never forgive you! giving you a surprise! on my knees worshiping you! shocked out of my socks! wracked with guilt! telling your mother! checking into the nearest mental hospital! prepared to take my own life! able to eat someplace besides the cafeteria! able to stop donating blood for money! able to sleep good tonight! your slave forever! pond scum!

And just one more thing...

Don't forget to   write back! miss me! feed my dog! send a check! send a care package! remember me in your will! donate my body to science! take your birth control pills! practice safe sex! score one for me! look for me if I disappear! buy us some lottery tickets! study sometime before finals! show up for work! let me know where you are!

(Signed)   Love! Later! Have a Great Day! Don't worry, be happy! XOXOXO! Hugs and Kisses! Your Partner in Crime! God bless us every one! Smiles! Wish you were here! You Thrill Me! Thinking of You! Miss You! Take Care! Best Wishes! Sincerely! I'm done! Out of Here!

STEP #2: Pick Out a Background

STEP #3: Pick Out a Stamp

STEP #4: Add Some Music if You Want To

No Music ~ ~ Big Bands ~ ~ Bugle Boy Puttin on the Ritz ~ ~ Brazilian ~ ~ Conga ~ ~ Classical ~ ~ Flight of the Bumblebee Harpsichord In D Minor William Tell Overture ~ ~ COUNTRY ~ ~ Beer Barrel Polka Happy Trails To You Tennessee Waltz Turkey in the Straw ~ ~ FUN ~ ~ Baby Elephant Walk Carnival Song Chicken Dance Circus Song It's A Small World Looney Toons Mexican Hat Dance Tararaboomdeay Zip-A-Dee-Do-Da ~ ~ LOVE ~ ~ Love Potion #9 Only You Will You Still Love Me? ~ ~ POP ~ ~ Alley Oop Born To Be Wild Devil in a Blue Dress Don't worry, be happy! Keep Your Hat On Red Red Wine Rockin' Robin The Lion Sleeps Tonight Under The Boardwalk Uptown Girl We're the Champions With A Little Help Y.M.C.A.

STEP #5: MAIL OPTIONS

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STEP #6: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION

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