 You say you're feeling happy and pert,
but I know you're really older than dirt!
 Heard you were sick - looking just like a ghost!
I'd say "get well soon", but you're already toast!
Just divorced - footloose and free.
The clinic just called and said you've got VD!
 HAPPY BANKRUPTCY! You said you were broke.
I gave them the Swiss account number just for a joke!
 I'm moving out and leaving you flat.
I won't miss you, but I'll sure miss the cat!
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