How To Tell You're Over The Hill You no longer laugh at Preparation H commercials. Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. You buy shoes with crepe rubber soles. The only reason you're still awake at 2 a.m. is indigestion. People ask you what color your hair used to be. You enjoy watching the news. Your car must have four doors. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You browse the bran cereal section in the grocery store. You start worrying when your supply of Ben Gay is low. You think a C.D. is a certificate of deposit. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. You wear black socks with sandals. You dance slow to this song. If any of the above apply to you... You Are Over The Hill - Send it to another old poop! More Fun Pages

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