A preacher was really hitting his stride one Sunday,
delivering a sermon on sin. "Is there anyone here who is
without SIN?" he shouted, glowering at the congregation.
Embarrassed parishioners stirred nervously in their seats,
but no one stood.
Feeling he really had them this time, the preacher roared,
"Is there anyone here who thinks he or she is PERFECT?"
One small man, seated next to a rather imposing woman,
rose nervously to his feet.
"So, Brother Jones, you think YOU are PERFECT?"
Quietly the man replied, "No, Reverend, I'm just standing
for my wife's first husband...."
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