A rich woman was giving a garden party with many wealthy
guests in attendance. While the party was going on, two
gardeners were doing yard work on the rear lawn. While
one of the guests was watching him, one of the gardeners
suddenly jumped into the air and performed numerous
graceful swirling dance movements.
The guest remarked to his hostess, "That man is such a
talented dancer, I'd pay him $100 to dance before all of the
guests!"
When the hostess asked the head gardener about making
such an arrangement, he yelled, "Hey Fred! Do you think for
$100 you could step on that rake again?"
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