A wife sent her husband and their daughter to the health food
store with a carefully prepared shopping list. They returned
with brussel sprouts, organically grown tomatoes, wild rice, tofu,
veggie burgers, celery stalks, ....
and a box of chocolate cookies.
The man noticed his wife's hostile glare when she pulled out the
cookies. So he said, "Hey, this box of cookies has one-third
less sugar AND fat than usual!"
"Really? And just why is that?" she asked icily.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he grinned.
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