Joke of the Day - December 31

December 31

Jill was selling tickets at the movie house when I got a phone call. This woman said, "How much is a ticket?"

Jill said, "Four dollars."

She said, "How much for children?"

Jill said, "Same price, four dollars."

She said, "The airlines charge half fare for children."

Jill said, "OK, put the kids on a plane somewhere, and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more that way."

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