A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade
class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an
experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of
whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the
professor putting a worm first into the water. The worm in
the water wiggled about, happy as a worm in water could
be.
Then he put the second worm into the whiskey. It writhed
painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a
doornail. "Now, what lesson can we derive from this
experiment?" the professor asked.
Little Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and
wisely, responded, "If you drink whiskey you won't get worms!!!"
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