Little Johnny was rough housing with his dog. His mother said to
him, "Now, Johnny, I know you love Wilbur, but you're loving him
too much. How would you feel if someone huge picked you up and
squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
Little Johnny thought a moment and then said,
"I guess I'd feel like it was my birthday and
Aunt Agnes was here to squeeze the cake out of me!"
