A customer in a bakery was observed carefully
examining all the rich-looking pastries
displayed on trays in the glass cases.
When a clerk approached him and asked,
"What would you like?"
he answered.
"I'd like that chocolate-covered,
cream-filled doughnut, that jelly-filled doughnut
and that cheese Danish."
Then with a sigh he added,
"But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."
