Linda's son was in the process of being potty
trained. One summer day, he came in from
outside, all wet. Linda asked, "Did you have an
accident?".
Yes, he replied. Well, what did you do, water
the trees, the bushes,...?"
"Oh, no," he replied. "I went in the garage."
Shocked, Linda responded, "Well, you
shouldn't do that. It will start to stink, draw
flies; now I'll have to go out and hose down the
garage."
Her son replied cheerfully: " But Mom, it's OK,
I didn't go in our garage, I went in Jill's
garage!!"
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