Nancy, a city girl, married a farmer. One
morning, before the farmer went out to the field,
he said, "Honey, today the artificial
insemination man is coming over to impregnate
one of the cows. I put a nail in a two-by-four
over the stall. Please show him which one it it
is."
When he arrived, Nancy led him down the row
of stalls until she saw the nail.
She pointed to the stall and he asked her,
"Are you sure?"
"It's the one with the nail," said Nancy.
"What's the nail for?" asked the man.
"I guess it's to hang your pants on," replied
Nancy.
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