Two elderly women were out driving in a large
car-both could barely see over the dashboard.
As they were cruising along they came to an
intersection. The stoplight was red but they
just went on through.
The passenger turned to the other woman and said,
"Mildred! Did you know we just ran a red lights! You could have killed
us!"
Mildred turned to her and said
"Oh, am I driving?"
