A redneck family from the hills was visiting the
city and were in a mall for the first time in
their life. The father and son strolled around
while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but absolutely
mezmerised by the two shiney, silver walls
that moved apart, then slide back together
again.
The boy asked,"Pa, what's 'at?"
The father, also never having seen an elevator
responded,"Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen
anything like that in all my life. I just ain't
got no idea what it could be."
While the boy and his father watched in
amazement, an older fat lady stepped inside.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father
watched the numbers light up. They watched until it reached the
last number, and a few seconds later the
numbers lit up again coming down.
The walls
opened up again, and this voluptuous 24 year
old blonde stepped out and strolled away.
The father leaned over and quietly said to his
son,"Boy, go get your Momma!!!!!!
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