A woman was driving her old car on the
highway with her 7 year old son, Little Johnny.
She tried to keep up with traffic but they were
flying by her. After getting caught in a large
group of cars speeding down the road, she
looked at her speedometer and saw that she
was going 15 miles over the speed limit.
Slowing down, she moved over to the side
and got out of the clump that soon left her
behind. She looked up and saw the flashing
lights of a police car.
Pulling over she waited for the officer to come
up to her car. As he did he said,
"Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"
From the back seat, Little Johnny yelled,
"I do! Because with that big clunky lemon of
your's you couldn't catch the fast cars!"
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