A young woman was suffering badly from hay
fever. She was going to a fancy dinner party
that night and figured she would need at least
two handkerchiefs to get her through the
evening. She didn't have any pockets, so she
stuffed them both in her bra.
Halfway through
the night, she had already used up one
handkerchief and was rummaging around
in her bra for the other one. She was having
trouble finding it, and soon she noticed that
everyone at the table was looking at her.
"What on earth are you doing?" asked one of
her colleagues.
She replied, "I could have sworn I had two
when I arrived".
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