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May 8
A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl how old she looks.

She replies, "I'd guess about 29"

The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47."

While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go, but you are 47."

Stunned the woman says, "That is amazing. How did you know it so exactly?".

The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's when you told everybody."
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