A minister was planning a wedding at the
close of the Sunday morning service.
After the benediction he had planned to call
the couple down to be married for a brief
ceremony before the congregation. For the
life of him, he couldn't think of the names of
those who were to be married.
"Will those wanting to get married please
come to the front?" he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, six widows
and two single men stepped to the front.