Robert told his doctor he wasn't able
to do all the things around the house
that he used to do. When the
examination was complete, he said,
"Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in
plain English what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor
replied, "You're just plain lazy."
"Thank You." said the man. "Now give
me the medical term, so I can tell my
wife!"