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July 17

A man takes his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he says, "I want you to cut off my dog’s tail." The vet is taken aback. "Why should I do such a terrible thing?" he asks. "My mother-in-law is coming tomorrow," he explained. "I don’t want anything to make her feel welcome."

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