A man always carryied an umbrella. One by one, he broke each one he owned until six useless ones were in his umbrella stand.
One morning, he took the umbrellas into the city and left them at a repair shop. On the bus going home, out of pure habit, he picked up the umbrella that belonged to the woman sitting next to him.
She yelled, “Stop, thief,” and he gave her the umbrella very embarrassed.
The next week, he picked up the umbrellas at the repair shop. When he got on the bus with them, he happened to sit next to the same woman. He didn't recognize her, but she recognized him.
Giving him an icy stare, she said, “Had a good day, huh?”
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