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July 3

A man sitting at a lunch counter has just been served his food when he calls the waiter back. "Waiter," he says, "can you explain why there is a footprint in the middle of this food that I ordered?" "Yes, sir," replies the waiter. "You rushed in here, asked for a large omelet and told me to step on it."

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