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August 12

For their anniversary, Lawrence and Marcy went to a fancy restaurant in Manchester. The waiter approached the table and asked for their order. "Well, my dear chap, I'll have your biggest, juiciest London Boiled Steak," he said. "But sir, what about the mad cow?!" asked the waiter. "Oh, eventually, she'll have made up her mind," answers the man, "and then she'll order for herself."

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