After being away on business, Clarence McDougal thought it
would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume fer me lass at home?" he asked the
cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.
"That is a wee bit much," said Clarence.
So the clerk returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
"That's still a wee bit much," Clarence groused.
Growing annoyed, the cosmetics clerk brought out a tiny $15.00
sample bottle.
"What I mean," said Clarence, "is I would like to see something
really cheap."
The clerk handed him a mirror.
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