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August 3

A city officials decided to get all unlicensed dogs off the streets. When a policeman spots a big mutt riding in the front seat with its owner, he signals the driver to pull over. When the driver asks why he's been stopped, the officer points to the big dog sitting beside him. “Does your dog have a license?” he asks. “Oh, no,” the man says, “he doesn’t need one. I always do the driving.”

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