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August 5

Grandma was making her very first flight aboard a plane from L.A. to New York. They had only been in the air for a few minutes when she complained to the stewardess that her ears were popping. The girl smiled and gave her some chewing gum, assuring her that many people experienced the same discomfort. When they landed in New York, Grandma thanked the stewardess. "The chewing gum worked fine," she said, "but tell me this... how do I get it out of my ears?"

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