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September 11
A panhandler asks a man on the street for $5.

“Will you buy booze?” the man asks.

“No,” says the panhandler, “I don’t drink.”

“Will you gamble it away?”

“No, I don’t go in for gambling.”

“Will you make bets at the golf course?”

“No, I don’t play golf.”

Then the man asks, “Will you come home with me? I’d like my wife to see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble or play golf.”
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