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September 29

Two pickpockets are out for a walk together one evening. Every now and then, one of them stops, takes out his watch and looks at it. His companion begins to get annoyed. "What's up with you?" he says. "Why do you keep looking at your watch? Ain't it workin'?" "I'm not looking at it to see the time," says the other. "I'm looking at it to make sure that it's still there."

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