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SEND A LETTER TO CUPID!
Love Compatibility Test
STEP #1: Pick an Answer For Each Blank:
Dear,
Cupid !
I want to let you know that
I need some help !
I think you're cute !
I'm so lonely !
I don't believe in you !
your choices suck !
you need new arrows !
I never want to fall in love again !
everybody loves you !
you've never visited my house !
nobody likes you !
I'm not a happy camper !
it's a real disaster area here !
love is worse than the plaque !
I've memorized the suicide hotline number !
Besides that, everything here is
going great !
better than I expected !
a euphoric experience !
more fun than a barrel of monkeys !
as good as you could hope for me !
nothing to write home about !
okay under the circumstances !
boring to the max !
pretty much exactly what I deserve !
stuck in crisis mode !
going to hell in a handbasket !
tolelable if you're into pain !
like serving a life sentence !
I hope you're
thinking about me.
painting my name on an arrow.
looking for somebody I can love.
lost and can't find me.
scratching me off your list.
ready to end my current mess.
as miserable as I am.
eating lots of candy to get fat.
ready to bail me out of this mess.
setting me up with a charity date,
taking "love" lessons !
The weather here is
so nice,
like a seaside resort,
better than being on vacation,
makes anyplace else sound good,
110 in the shade,
on the verge of spontaneous combustion !
colder than my last date,
cold enough to freeze hell,
turning me into Frosty the Snowman,
giving everybody cabin fever,
pushing the EPA air quality limits,
hazardous to my health,
and..
I like it !
I can't wait until spring !
I'm dating the entire football team !
I'm consuming large quantities of alcohol !
my girlfriend is pregnant - maybe more than one !
I missed my period - maybe more than one !
I signed up for some scientific experiments !
I shaved my head !
I pierced my bellybutton !
I've joined a nudist colony !
I can't find my long underwear !
I'm eloping with the first warm body that walks by !
I just got a perscription for Prozac !
If you are
reading your email,
ready to be friends,
still as mean as ever,
not in jail,
planning to visit me soon,
ti#EF1000 of breaking my heart,
ready to get real,
I'll be leaving you
full instructions !
a surprise !
my favorite chocolate to share !
a book on good manners !
a warrant for your arrest !
pond scum !
a list from my mother !
And here's what I want is...
Don't forget to
be nice to me !
find some new men !
find some new women !
read my wish list !
send a check !
send a care package !
remember me in your will !
practice safe sex !
score one for me !
buy us some lottery tickets !
let me know where you are !
try to be nice !
stay in touch !
stay away from my house !
have some fun !
(Signed)
Love !
Later !
Have a Great Day!
Don't worry, be happy !
Your Friend !
NOT Your Friend !
Your Partner in Crime !
Have an Awful Day!
XOXOXO !
Smiles !
Best Wishes !
Yukky Wishes !
Sincerely !
I'm done !
Hiss, Boo !
Out of Here !
STEP #2: Pick Out a Background
STEP #3: Pick Out a Stamp
STEP #4: Add Some Music if You Want To
No Music
Always
As Time Goes By
Blue Velvet
Every Breath You Take
Have You Ever Loved a Woman
Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
Immortal
Lady in Red
Like the Wind
Love Potion #9
Love Story
Memories
Misty
More
My Funny Valentine
My Heart Will Go On
Never My Love
Only You
Paisley
Someone to Watch Over Me
Summer of '42
Unchained Melody
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?
You've Lost That Loving Feeling
Your Song
Your First Name and Email Address
name
e-mail
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